Snakes are dogs in disguise 
Sir my cat is broken I need a refund 
I just created a new species, what should I name it? 
That's my son right there 
HALTER THAT BLASPHEMY AT ONCE 
I will reincarnate as a mortal into earth, you know why 
I will not forgive Windows developers 
I'm disappointed... 
Nightmarefuel 
Hurry up before I change my mind 
As long as it works I suppose 
I can fix her